Review by Tim Bourke: A little club system that uses a one diamond negative response, with other one level replies limited and two-level bids forcing to game. Advocates some oddities, such as passing 1D response with a minimum 3343 in shape! Converts high card points into winners to determine whether a hand is worth an intermediate two bid in a suit other than clubs. Identical to "The Phoney Club: Cleveland System" by David Marsh-Smith, though the text is spread over different pages.